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Santa Singh, while riding a cycle, suddenly hit a girl! |
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what he said next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye |
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? |
Banta ek sadhu se bola - Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons |
Santa: O Banno, Car ki speed itani kyu badha di..? Biwi: Oji, car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai! |
| Teacher asked Santa: What is d meaning of Tamso Maa Jyotir Gamaya? Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya. |
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| Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead U could have posted it. |
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? |
ik bar ek sardar hotel gaya or chiken order kar diya, waitor come with order. sardar gusse me iski tangdi kahan hai. waitor ; g murga langda tha. sardar: iska dil kahan hai. waitor: g vo to murgi le gaye, sardar: iska dimag kahan hai, waitor: g murga sardar tha........ |
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| Santa:yaar,teri biwi kitge gai? Banta:ki dassan yaar rus k mekke chali gai. Santa:tu ohnu kutda hovenga. Banta:nahi yaar saki bhenn wangu rakhda c. Posted by : Babz |
Santa 1st time plane me baitha. Posted by: UTTAM MITHAL |