Santa Banta SMS and jokes are very popular in all age’s people.



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Santa Banta SMS and jokes are very popular in all age’s people. Copy some of the latest Santa Banta SMS.

 

Santa Singh, while riding a cycle, suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maaru??!!!

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what he said next...
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Banta ek sadhu se bola - Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
 

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Santa: O Banno, Car ki speed itani kyu badha di..?
Biwi: Oji, car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai!
 
Teacher asked Santa: What is d meaning of Tamso Maa Jyotir Gamaya?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
 
Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead U could have posted it.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, but only after u leave.

ik bar ek sardar hotel gaya or chiken order kar diya,

waitor come with order.

sardar gusse me iski tangdi kahan hai.

waitor ; g murga langda tha.

sardar: iska dil kahan hai.

waitor: g vo to murgi le gaye,

sardar: iska dimag kahan hai,

waitor: g murga sardar tha........

Santa:yaar,teri biwi kitge gai?
Banta:ki dassan yaar rus k mekke chali gai.
Santa:tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta:nahi yaar saki bhenn wangu rakhda c.
Posted by : Babz

Santa 1st time plane me baitha.
plane runway pe chal raha tha,
tabhi usne pilot ko thappad mara aur bola-
mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by road jaa raha hai...

Posted by: UTTAM MITHAL


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