Jokes SMS

When u get this SMS, send it to
One person u love,
One u hate,
One u always think of &
One u wish to kill.
Now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.

Sardar bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap: Kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Aap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

ek baar 2 aadmi jungle me hote hai. aur unhe jungli pakad lete hai. Dono ko saza ke liye sardar ke samne laya jata hai.
Sardar-(pahle aadmi se)-\"bata tera kya kiya jaye mar diya jaye ya zingalala kar ke chhod diya jaye.
admi-\"zingalala krke chhod diya jaye.
sardar-jao ise jhadi ke pichhe le jakar jhadio pichhe garam sariya lga kr chhod do.
fir
Sardar(dusre admi se)-tera kya kiya jaye.
admi sochata hai ,tadpane se achha mar jaye
Admi-huzur mar diya jaye
Sardar-jao ise jhadio ke pichhe tab tak zingalala kro,jab tak ki mar na jay\"

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A smart lawyer said: I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued my colledge, won the case and got my tution fees back.

Gyan ki baatein-
manzil ko pana hai to hosla saath rakhna.
agar dost ko pana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna.
agar hamesha mushkurana hai toh brush aur paste saath rakhna.

frnd ke saath karo ya boy frnd ke saath,

room me karo ya garden me,

din me karo ya raat me,

bike pe karo ya car pe,

bed pe karo ya sofe pe,

Padhai to karni hi padti hai......

Sukriya karo us khuda ka

ki usne hume banaya hai.

kyunki ek
pyara,
acha,
smart,
cute
and handsome sa dost

humne na sahi tumne to paya.

Beggar: doctor sahib aap ko tanke lagane aate hain.
Dr:han aate hain
Beggar: to fir yeh lo meri chappal aur laga do.
Posted by: Babz

A new panshment for mobile owner.
Misscall k liye JAIL,
Sms k liye FAASI,
Call k liye UMAR QAID,
U dont worry yaar!
KANJUSO ko\" MEDAL\" milega
take care!!

BOY:-Mujse shadi karogi
GIRL:Kya?
BOY:Acchi film hai Na
GiRL:Kutte K Bacche
BOY:Whaaat?
GiRL:Kitne cute hote hai Na

Qatil:-Kosis karna umer kaid ho fasi nahi
Wakil:-don\'t worry.
adalat ke baad.........
Qatil:-kya hua?
Wakil:-bahut muskil se umer kaid hui adalat to bail kar raha tha.

RAMU-haris,tumhara gaya kitni doodh deti hai ?

HARIS- doodh kahan deti hai yaar, jabardasti nikalna padta hai

There are many ways to commite sucide.
1-jump from a tall building.
2-line down on the railway track.
3-drink poison.
Or if u want to try something diffrent....
INVEST IN STOCK MARKET

Posted by: Samad

HAI DUM TO JAWAB BHEJO,,
IS SENTENCE KO ENGLISH ME TNASLATE KARO \"GANJE KI MAANGH ME SINDOOR\"
ITS CHALLENGE 4 U....?
HAVE A GOOD DAY..!!

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WASTE

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Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai